He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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