i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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