There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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