508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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