i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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