i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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