bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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