Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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