I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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