oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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