So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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