i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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