...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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