the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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