We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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