U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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