Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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