why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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