I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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