hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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