Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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