is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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