i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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