I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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