people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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