i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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