Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
vagina is talking i cant
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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