Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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