turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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