Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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