we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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