i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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