If i come over, it means nothing
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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