i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I came so hard my ears popped.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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