You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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