He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So many bounce houses so little time
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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