He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Please don't give away my fajitas
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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