foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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