I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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