did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
