as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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