We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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