OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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