he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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