I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Randomize