It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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