# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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