He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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