I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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