At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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