So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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