CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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