why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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